Wallbanger (2024)
Starring Amadeus Serafini, Kelli Berglund, Ryan McPartlin, Roselyn Sánchez, Colin Ford, Cathy Ang, Bo Yokely, Abbey May, Monaye Moyes, Cedrick Cooper
IHBM4
IMDb5.6
Trakt66%
TMDb6.5Not that bad
Caroline is a young, single interior designer living in San Francisco who has been without a boyfriend for some time. She moves into an apartment that seems perfect, only to be awakened nightly by her neighbor, Simon, aka the wallbanger. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly.
My review · Reviewed 11/19/2024
If you are someone that loves Hallmark movies but wish that once in a while they would be just a tad bit naughtier, this movie is for you. And no, that isn't a compliment. The part of the equation that baffled me the most is the run time of almost two hours. To call this movie "paint by numbers" would be an insult to paint-by-numbers books. I am mildly surprised that Fabio isn't on the official movie poster.